Posted 7 months ago
Posted 8 months ago
Clearly public bathroom humor is a lost art. Mostly because people tweet their funny from the toilet now.
Posted 8 months ago
Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon.
Posted 9 months ago
Turns out there is a hell and its a Chinese Water Park.
Posted 9 months ago
A new still from my upcoming movie about a man who steals the one disk that stores the world’s entire supply of porn. Matt Damon will be playing a robot hired by the porn industry sent from the future to stop this man.
